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Sammy The Automated Sharebroker

by Joshua McAllister



Eat! Work! Play! Sleep! Eat! Work... Play! Sleep... Why not have Sammy take over? Joshua McAllister (of Function13) has built a bionic banker, perfect for those who would rather kick it on white sands with syrupy, coconut drinks; except this redlining robot is in techno-funk-music form, punching in calculated bass synths in an office of creamy, Pantone organ sounds.

An impressive array of engineers and disgruntled office workers have signed on to the project, ready to add their own unique modifications to better suit their vacation expectations. Remixers include Percival, who managed to make Sammy punch the keys a bit softer; while Augustus Williams really wanted to ramp up the efficiency. The Seed label boss Bill Kraemer also increased the pace; while Lude Jaw, Jonathan Storm, Gazza, and Lady Fingers managed to inject a little more soul than Sammy is used to. Meanwhile, Tatem and A Plain White Wrapper have conspired to make Sammy a bit more mechanical.

1 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (Original Mix)
2 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (Percival Remix)
3 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (Augustus Williams remix)
4 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (Bill Kraemer remix)
5 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (Lude Jaw remix)
6 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (Jonathan Storm remix)
7 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (Tatem remix)
8 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (Gazza remix)
9 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (A Plain White Wrapper's Contour'd edit)
10 Sammy the Automated Sharebroker (Lady Fingers remix)


released January 10, 2015

All songs written and produced by Joshua McAllister
Mastering and artwork by Joshua McAllister
Administrative, legal, and A&R by Matt Novakowski
2 remix and additional production by Percival
3 remix and additional production by Augustus Williams
4 remix and additional production by Bill Kraemer
5 remix and additional production by Lude Jaw
6 remix and additional production by Jonathan Storm
7 remix and additional production by Tetem
8 remix and additional production by Gazza
9 remix and additional production by A Plain White Wrapper
10 remix and additional production by Lady Fingers
(p) & (c) 2015 Label
cat. no. LABEL03110 – all rights reserved


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